frappuccino

1. A creamy blend of Starbucks coffee and Milk; 2. The best tasting think you'll ever drink; 3. The embodiment of delicious.

Frappuccino's are so good, they can't possibly be legal.

by Sergio May 17, 2003

frap

A frap is basically a loud fart. It can happen when someone is trying to quietly fart with others around but is unsuccessful and it is heard quite clearly by them.

"Jeremy totally frapped during homeroom this morning ! Everyone turned to stare right at him."

by dw8177 April 26, 2017

frapezoidal distress

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.

she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.

by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

off brand frap

A girl who is lame or stuck up.

I tried to talk to this girl and she was acting like a off brand frap.

by BLACKHAND December 2, 2007

frap spackle

frap spackle is the resulting mess when a bowel movement contains solids with a consistency like spackle, propelled by large amounts of gas (that would be the "FRAP!" sound)- effectively coating the toilet bowl in a uniform layer of semi-solid poop.

invariably occurs when the toilet refuses to flush, or there is no toilet brush anywhere to be found. Think of the toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'.

and this has only ever happened to me at my date's place, just before we were about to become romantic.

closely related to the dreaded diarrhea shart, where the underwear/wall/unfortunate person/or whatever is behind your behind gets hit by several gallons of high velocity liquid poop.

enjoy your lunch.

frap spackles occur within several hours of eating
- taco bell
- raunchy ronnie's rectum rockets (oh wait, that'd be a Mcpoop with extra sauce, wouldn't it?)
- too many buffalo wings and beer

looks remarkably like someone spackled the toilet bowl with refried beans

by roadkill pizza June 22, 2009

fapholster

A holster in which a dirty sock is kept for the purpose of jerking off into.

Person 1: Look at my fapholster!
Person 2: That's disgusting!

by Arawitz September 28, 2013

Frap

A frap is fart that sounds like the anus cheeks are flapping about. Oneself can say the word frap before they have released gas or after

Damn Jeff I really need a frap.
Woah that was a huge frap

by MR_Sir March 9, 2018