Skip to main content

Flailing

It is a combination of Flirting and Failing. When your a male or female tries to flirt with the opposite sex, but ends up failing at it.
"Woah look at Jermy getting his Mac on"
"Yeah but hes flailing!"
by That Guy Is Here November 23, 2011
mugGet the Flailing mug.

my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy
by The crop June 14, 2016
mugGet the my crops are failing mug.

Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.
"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."
by Jess S-J May 27, 2008
mugGet the Failing At Life mug.

Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.
Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.
by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009
mugGet the Asian Failing mug.

Flailing

1. A term used to describe a male, or female, who has just left a serious committed relationship and fails miserably at casually dating.

2. Commonly seen from both genders who have become so set in the mindset of a relationship, that the intricacies of first and second dates are thrown out the window to satisfy the need for their parter to fill the hole that their past relationship left.

3. These men and women unconsciously lead on potential suitors, who mistake their habits of intimacy as genuine intimacy, and cause not only heartache for the suitors engaged in the casual encounters, but for themselves as well; usually out of guilt.
1. Person 1: What happened with that girl you were seeing? I thought things were going so well!

Person 2: I thought so too, but after learning about her recent breakup it looked less like a sure thing, and more like she was just flailing around.

2. Person 1: How could you let such a great girl go? You said you really liked her
Person 2: I did, but I don't know what I want after (ex's name) . It's been so hard that I'm still flailing around
by My noduesp? January 31, 2016
mugGet the Flailing mug.

late flailing

the act of excitedly freaking out over something you found out later than your friends.
Girl: "Wait, Anna Paquin was in that horror flick Trick r' Treat?"

Guy: "Uh...yeah, did you think True Blood was her only acting role??"

Girl: "OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOLIO! I LOVE ANNA PAQUIN!!!!!!"

Guy: "Wow....late flailing much?!"
by AmbyMT December 28, 2010
mugGet the late flailing mug.

Framling

DODONGO DlSlKES THlS DEFlNlTION
I'm at a blank here
by Obbi March 28, 2004
mugGet the Framling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email