Fossil fuel

a watch battery

"My new Fossil brand watch needs new Fossil fuel, so i'm off to the store to buy a new battery."

by 889785789573892 March 30, 2010

fossil cock

Fossil cock, an old man who's cock is old and worn out.....

Did you see nicki is with that fossil cock? She must be desperate!

by Tam the blam December 31, 2014

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

Future Fossil

Noun: A name usually assigned to someone who is old in age and close to becoming deceased somewhere in the near future.

"You see these new bills Obama is passing? I'm thinking we should've went with John McCain."
"Are you kidding? That future fossil would've been way passed gone by now."

by hansonpaulsey December 02, 2009

fossil fancier

one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh

a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"

by durtbox dave September 22, 2004

Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 09, 2009

Trick Fossil

Any item, be it clothing, undergarments, or jewelry, left at a fraternity or similar college house after a night of debauchery and smushing.

"I need to go pick up some frat water, but I'm gonna run this trick fossil by a pawn shop first"

by Andrew Fyfe November 17, 2009