the formula

All the right ingredients to make a dude fall in love, stay loyal, and never leave.

Man, that girl Bree has the formula, that’s why Keyshawn is wide open like he is.

by OnyxLazarus October 19, 2017

Creepy Guy Formula

The formula one must use when determining at what age it is socially acceptable for a male to date/marry/etc a female.

Generally stated, the guy's age divided by two, plus seven.

Cale is 26. Cale's age divided by 2 is 13, so adding 7 to that gives you 20. Thus, by the rules stated in the Creepy Guy Formula, the absolute youngest girl Cale can date is a 20 year-old.

by Vocatus May 25, 2012

Formula 1

Mostly called the Pinnacle of Motorsports but in reality it's just europeans sucking each other off in their trillion dollar cars that never reach top speed because the tracks dont allow for them to do so.

That Formula 1 race was boring as hell, there was no passing, they just all drove around this big road course for 4 hours and never even raced each other.

by Eltwinkinator June 8, 2018

cougar formula

Mathematical formula for determining the maximum age of a man's age for a woman to be considered a cougar.
Woman's age divide in half, then add 7. The result is the maximum age of her cub.

Female - 34 (cougar age)

cougar formula:

34/2 = 17.

17 + 7 = 24

Maximum male age - 24 (cub age)

by Windrider79 November 22, 2013

the girl number formula

The actual amount of guys a girl has slept with, not the amount stated

actual # = 2*(given #) + (given #)/2

A girl said she hooked up with 2 people... its actually 5 by "the girl number formula"

by ZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAC May 26, 2011

Formula Fascist

Any person who staunchly supports the use of commercial infant formula as the right way to feed babies, who rigorously opposes public support for breastfeeding, and who is intolerant of those who do not conform to that belief.

The formula fascists filed a complaint when the maternity hospital stopped giving away welcome bags supplied by the formula company.

by Anne G. August 22, 2008

Formula 1

A Sport where People will watch almost nothing happen for an hour, the same 2 people win every race, and the fans will be overly toxic and shit on every sport (especially nascar) even though they're completely different, and millionaires jack off as they pour millions into fancy go carts

Formula 1 fan: Verstappen just won for the 5th time in a row!

Formula 1 fan #2 : Hell yeah!

by Blandimakes January 8, 2022