formication

to gather together and act like acts

hey why dont we all formicate today?

by Chris Wilson February 10, 2004

formal fornicating lounge

a swinger party where formal fornication takes place on a three seater lounge in the backyard with an audience of other fuckers.

Dave: "hey there all my white dragons, get your mother fucking cock guzzler's over here!"
Emily: "we're busy on the formal fornicating lounge... get your arse here for some threesome swinger action!"
Ella: "you guys need to come over here and hook up with my monkey faced biatch!"

by dj devastating dave the turntable slave March 28, 2008

Profilactic Fornication

profilactic fornication- the act of sex with use of protection, for example; Condom or vaginal ring

protecive, sex, Profilactic Fornication

by CONGLONERATION! January 18, 2011

fordnication

Having your head up your ass so far that you can't hear anything reasonable people say. Only the sounds of your friends and social conservatives can reach that far up your colon.

Especially relevant to the head of Ford Nation, currently the premiere of Ontario, a wannabe Trump.

Example:

The head of Ford Nation (The FordNicator): Let's let the folks have their say on this policy.
Folks: We don't like the policy
FordNicator: The process has been highjacked by special interests!

Premier Ford continues the fordnication of the province of Ontario by ignoring the desires of the majority and catering to a vocal minority all while appointing his friends to senior positions.

Premier Ford fordnicated his old political enemies out of jobs in a spasm of political revenge.

Premier Ford fordnicated City of Toronto councilors whom voted against his brother in the past by arbitrarily reducing the size of city council.

by right2bleft December 19, 2018

Fortnication

When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.

Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?

by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021

fornication vacation

A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.

Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.

by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022

Fornicationship

When you're not claiming youre in a relationship but you have sex and have relationship expectations.

Craig and Stephanie "aren't together" but she sure acts like they are......they are in a fornicationship

by Pocahontas2022 October 8, 2022