facepalmed

The past tense of facepalm

I facepalmed when he said that Frank Sinatra named his kid Moon Unit...

by BlondeGatita September 6, 2010

Peek-a-boo Facepalm

A Peek-a-boo Facepalm is when it becomes so bad you have to peek to make sure it was really that bad.

I was with a friend and he did a trick on his bike and faceplanted...I had to do a Peek-a-boo Facepalm.

by Navaih June 5, 2010

facepalm

A term used to describe facebook when annoyed with its' social norms, features or chat system.

James- Crap my mom just added me as a friend, dammit facepalm.

Ricardo- Oh great it's my birthday now I can wait for facepalm to send me 2397843 notifications of people saying 'happy birthday'.

Gregor- NINE! FICKEN DIE FACEPALM CHAT!

by EnglishMadeDifficult July 29, 2010

facepalmer

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.

Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."

by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007

Facepalm

The thing everybody does when they listen to Enimen rap.

*Eminem starts rapping*

*Millions facepalm*

by Max Gilman March 7, 2009

facepalm relationship

any sort of relationship with anyone (friend or foe or significant other) that just feels like you're constantly facepalming for whatever reason. whether it's because they are doing something facepalm-esque or you are.

most effective in humorously awkward relationships or when you have a ridiculous friend.

Charlie Brown's life IS a facepalm relationship.

by heysg March 8, 2011

facepalm bodyslam

When you put your entire hand over a little kids face and then use the least amount of your strength to push their face off of your hand, sending their body into a soft service (couch, pillow, pile of squish, etc...)

SHAYTARD: "FACEPALM BODYSLAM!"

by SasiiDee December 21, 2013