Complicated Wank

A reach around with added difficulty.

While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!

by Dudeknowsstuff July 30, 2021

Complicated Dance

Special move for reproduction that occurs in possibly every animals.

You need to find someone who thinks you are cute, date and be awkward and if things work out in a Complicated Dance, two of your cells merge together.

by mistaque November 7, 2021

Complicated Dance

A dance that possibly every animals do for reproduction.

First, you need to find someone who thinks you're cute, date and be awkward and if things work out in a Complicated Dance, two of your cells merge.

by mistaque November 7, 2021

complicated

complex; difficult to understand.

this formation is too complicated!

by the.urbandictionary May 19, 2022

Complicatedest

More complicated than complicated (for teenage girls only)

Eg
Girl 1: being a girl is so hard
Girl 2: Yess it’s the complicatedest

by al4mrix1el February 11, 2024

tomplicated

Tomplicated (adjective)
1. Over-engineered, yet still fundamentally wrong.
2. Fucked and incomplete; a mess of complexity that doesn’t work as intended.

"Don’t make it tomplicated—just get it done right the first time. It’s not like doing it twice is nicer."

by John not Jack November 27, 2024

Complicated-Contact

A person (typically a paraphile) who's status on if you can act on a sexual interest or not is a bit complicated. This can apply to any paraphilia, but may be associated with paraphilias that are harmful when acted upon. These include pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. It might mean that under certain circumstances, these interests can be acted on.

Person 1: I am a complicated-contact sexual sadist. I believe that under certain circumstances (ex: harming a consenting person), I can act on my paraphilia. I am against acting on it in other circumstances.

by mr. awezum July 2, 2025