A tactical chunder assisted by a third party's penis.
Fobbing can be taken beyond just a friendly gesture and into the realms of competition. For example, a Fob Win would be when the owner of the penis ejaculates before the vomitee can vomit. A Fob Lose is when the vomitee vomits before the penis owner can reach climax. Finally, the Fob Clog can be seen as a draw. In this instance both parties will finish at exactly at the same time. This is the messiest of the possible outcomes.
Note: For a Fob Clog to be allowed, the penis must still be in the throat area.
Fobbing can be taken beyond just a friendly gesture and into the realms of competition. For example, a Fob Win would be when the owner of the penis ejaculates before the vomitee can vomit. A Fob Lose is when the vomitee vomits before the penis owner can reach climax. Finally, the Fob Clog can be seen as a draw. In this instance both parties will finish at exactly at the same time. This is the messiest of the possible outcomes.
Note: For a Fob Clog to be allowed, the penis must still be in the throat area.
Person 1: Yay I just got a Fob Win!
Person 2: *splutter* *wretch*
Person 1: Hey baby you look like you could use a good fobbing.
Person 2: *splutter* *wretch*
Person 1: Hey baby you look like you could use a good fobbing.
by fobmaster_2010 March 23, 2010
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Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004
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When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!
They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.
It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.
It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 9, 2011
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The action of an animal (deer, rabbit, chipmunk, etc) that has a potentially fatal run-in with a vehicle.... survives.... and keeps on going
The action of an animal (deer, rabbit, chipmunk, etc) that has a potentially fatal run-in with a vehicle.... survives.... and keeps on going
by KT85 November 11, 2008
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n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).
adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.
n. 1. someone who acts like a bitch and does not speak proper English (all genders applied).
adj. 1. fobbish and bitchy.
by ZionMagus August 16, 2003
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Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
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