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fnerd

A bit of toilet paper caught in the pubic hair, larger than lint, but smaller than a wad.
Cheap toilet paper tends to leave a lot of fnerds. I picked off her fnerds before I kissed her cuchie.
by kejejoro October 13, 2006
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fner

it basically means fuck. not in a good way either.
by simply rachel May 15, 2005
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fnerd

A small piece of fuzz originating from deep inside the pocket of pants, jeans, or trousers.
"Did you want a piece of gum? I have one for you but it's stuck to a piece of fnerd."
by CopyPro July 29, 2009
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Ferpigging

Ferpig (verb): used to describe the act of making other people watch something only you are interested in. Everyone does it, but the worst are those who are totally oblivious to your obvious disinterest.
Person A: "Dude, you would not believe the ferpigging I had to put up with last night."

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "My friend made me watch all these Crispin Glover videos on youtube. Fucking Clowny Clown dude. Clowny Clown."
by cmvjNYC212 July 25, 2011
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Ferpes

An extremely contagious, incurable type of blisters on the feet that look like herpes. Ferpes is accquired by taking your shoes off in public while not wearing socks, or touching the feet of a person who has ferpes. In extreme cases, you can catch ferpes by just looking at the feet of a person with ferpes.
As Megan took her shoes off in history class and wrapped her feet around the desk poles, the class was traumatized by the view of her festering ferpes.
by Grace O. December 9, 2008
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Ferpecto

Totally Perfect ie. a perfect diss, a perfect joke, a perfect outfit
Oh My God, that outfit is totally Ferpecto!
by WordoftheDayForLife October 22, 2010
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Flerpaherp

A flustered expression that is exclaimed when frightened or scared.
My husband screeched FLERPAHERP as I jumped out of our closet.
by The Instightful Orange October 12, 2016
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