flauntation

v.
The act of flaunting. Said flaunter is often dismissive, and/or shameless.

Cindy's mom got a job at Louis Vuitton so now Cindy carries a Speedy 35 every day to school. What total flauntation!

by kyliecarefree January 2, 2011

White Fountain

When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.

I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.

by BigFatAlan August 27, 2019

Flounders

Floppy empty tits

You won't be wearing a crop top with those flounders

by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

venetian fountain

when, after giving a blow job, one spits the semen back into the guy's face

Kayla: "Guess what Kelly did last night?"
Ashley: "What?"
Kayla: "She totally gave Ben a venetian fountain."
Ashley: "That shit is nasty! I hope he closed his eyes in time."

by CB1703 March 3, 2009

Troy Fountain

A legendary pool of magical water found in Hackberry, Louisiana said to have powerful effects upon drinking from it. After taking a drink from this fountain, it is believed that the individual is ascended into an unrivaled story teller, able to create unbelievable and captivating tales.

Ah dammit, I just got 1-up'd. That guy must have visited Troy Fountain.

by westlakehand September 13, 2011

Flonty

Some fucking newfag involved in operation ponytail who doesn't understand rules 1&2.

He talked to the BBC about operation ponytail, telling them it was a planned attack from 4chan.

Flonty is a 21 year old newfag from Germany.

by Hollydollie June 12, 2009

fountain

Verb.

To consume a beverage from a bottle or carton by pouring it in your mouth without touching the opening with your lips. Usually done to prevent the spread of germs or undesired backwash.

Friend 1: Yo, I'm thirsty. Can I have some of your Mountain Dew?

Friend 2: Yeah but you better fountain it. I don't need to be drinkin' your spit.

by JackalopeJess January 27, 2013