Floof

A fucking sham

A phony ass

A chimpining mofo
A crank ass bitch

Your dad won’t let you have a girl in the house? What a fucking floof!

by Swagballs420 December 7, 2021

floom

Onomatopoeic sound describing a "slow" explosion that results in a large rush of air, rather than a percussive explosion.

Mary lit the gas oven after waiting too long, which subsequently went floom.

by M May 15, 2004

floofster

One that is floof. One that has fuffy hair for one to floof, is a floofster. But actually, there’s only one floofster. me. I am floofster

“They are so floof”
“Adorable little floofster”
“Look at that floofy hair on floofster the floof”

by Floofster the Great November 25, 2020

fat ball of floof

A fat ball of floof is another name for an extremely cute yet fat cat.

Omg look at that look at that fat ball of floof, he is so cute!

by Legally Burnett March 12, 2018

floofey

A mixture between fluffy and loopy, this can be demonstrated when people wake up with a horrible hangover and floofey is evident in the movement of their hair.

My hair is f***ing floofey!

by the floofey queen May 19, 2006

Floofy Doge

A really fluffy dog.

"Hannah, look! A floofy doge!!!!"

by RogueRebel01 November 1, 2016

flooofy

When somthing is extra fluffy, curly or soft, it is considered flooofy.

A Shar Pei dog is flooofy

by Dylan Huts July 4, 2017