flooger

n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.

Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?

by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010

terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'

-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !

by arsenist February 18, 2009

floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.

A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.

by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005

flagerous

an argument which relies upon information obtained from a fake wikipedia article

Kathy tried to convince Harold that renal was a word by creating a fake wikipedia article about it. Harold discovered her statement was flagerous.

by Zach Frye June 8, 2010

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011