flat

someone who can't play music for shit.

take the trumpet off your mouth. you're flat.

by bob the unbuilder April 2, 2007

FLAT

WHEN fine women,lady,girl, has no big booty just flat like a flatscreen t.v

hey look at that girl with a flat screen booty.

by tyren perry April 12, 2008

flat

-Without boobies
-Not well endowed
-'A' cup
-Asian

Chee Wong is flat. I can iron her shirt while it is still on her.

by siDeSwiper66 April 16, 2006

flat

As Flat as a kippers dick.

That woman has no boobs shes as flat as a kippers dick.

by Steve November 6, 2003

flat

1. adj. Under the influence of marijuana; high

Let's go get flat tonight.

by Church of Kaleb August 27, 2005

flat

Flat. short for flatulate, or fart. The passing of gas.

Jimmi cracked a mean flat.
I've been cracking flats all day.

by Brad September 9, 2003

flat

No, or extremely flat, alm ost non existant boobs.

Dang those cheeleaders obviously completley flat lol

by bobie December 7, 2004