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Flat Broke

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.
by AspenNomad June 12, 2014
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Flat Earther

A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.
I spanked a Flat Earther for being dumb.
by BoxEarth November 13, 2018
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Flat chest

(1) a female's upper torso with no or little curvature, having no or very small breasts;
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
- "I can't believe Yuri's dating that flat chest from art class."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
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flat earther

a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;

one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.
Joe doesn't even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon... he's a flat earther.
by G-Money12321 November 10, 2013
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flat

1. The name given to an apartment which you rent weekly or monthly.
2. The name given to someone who is not cool and is dull and boring
3. The name given to a woman with no or hardly any breasts.
4. Something which is level, does not decrease or increase.
5. The name given to something filled with air which is now de-flated.
1. Wanna come back to my flat?
2. Stop being so flat, come to the party!
3. I realised last nite that my girlfriend was flat and she had been putting tissue in her bra, damn!
4. This years profit margin was flat.
5. Shit! How am i going to get to the prom now, the god damned tyres are flat.
by UncleBeef March 23, 2003
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Flat ass

A very flat booty. Usally people with one either hate themselves or think that they don't have one.
That girl has such a flat ass!
by Darkshadowstorm March 29, 2019
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flat track bully

A sportsperson or sports team who dominate inferior opposition, but who cannot beat top-level opponents
"What do you think of Silviniaco Conti's chances in the Gold Cup?"
"Nah, no chance. He's a flat track bully!"
by JoshPearson10 February 4, 2016
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