Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Dirty FastJack

When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth

Wow a dirty FastJack gets after it

by Benny157383 January 12, 2023

flapjackin'

The act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. Crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm butter are all optional.

Leroy: Dude, I went hoggin' on some white bread last night.
Darryl: Did you get the stank?
Leroy: (ashamed look)
Darryl: Don't tell me you went flapjackin' again mothafucka!
Leroy: It wasn't my fault, dat bitch passed out cold so I found a flap and I jacked it!
Darryl: Hell yeah! Jack dat flap negro!

by DarrylandLeroy January 30, 2009

Flashbacks

When referring to fanfiction, it describes the traumatic repercussions of reading Heat, a Korrasami fanfiction.

Fanfiction: *inserts something overtly sexual and maybe BDSM-related, or use of words such as "mistress," "punish," or "collar"*
People in comments: "Oh no the flashbacks 😳"

by NickiSam2378 October 18, 2020

Flashback Boner

n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection

When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.

by snyderized February 26, 2010

Flapjacks

Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.

Tammy does not want to show us her breasts, she must have flapjacks!

by Rocco1 December 7, 2003

sticky flapjack

when you cum in between your partners ass cheeks while they are asleep so when they wake up, their ass cheeks are stuck together.

I tried to shit today but I couldn't because Ronnie gave me a sticky flapjack.

This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.

by Hominahomina March 29, 2009