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flapjack

Light, fluffy breakfast item; Pancake
Lets grab some Flapjacks from IHOP
by Professor Ryan Bloraney August 4, 2003
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flapjack

a very saggy, flat looking breast.
she must in her 40's, look at the flapjacks on her.
by sick December 14, 2003
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flapjack funbags

A seriously sick pair a breastisis. The kind that hang way down "loose-like" while the bitch is standing up. They flatten out and resemble flap jacks or pancakes when she is laying down. Usually accompanied by stretch marks or moles. Possibly a punjent odor usually due to sweat built up in the "flaps" under them fun bags. Also there is not one damn thing fun about flapjack funbags.
Look at that bitch!!!! She has some seriously sick flapjack funbags.
by The Rabot April 22, 2007
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naughty flapjacks

(noun) - the art of squarely placing one's body upon another in a fashion such that the testicles fill the opening between the bottom partners legs near the asscrack. If done properly, this should create the appearance of two pancakes stacked. One then proceeds in letting the penis marinate in the butthole of one's partner until the "frothy pancake batter" again finds it way into the "ceramic mixing bowl." The process may take anywhere from minutes to weeks to "fully bake." Maple syrups would be kind of gross, but I guess for the sake of being genuine it could prepared and thoroughly applied. Ideal for the lonely lumberjack looking for some loving on a cold winter's night. Homosexuality implied, but not guaranteed.
Heat up your griddle and start mixing the batter, I'm having a
ravenous hankering for some of your naughty flapjacks
by Darius Weatherford November 19, 2007
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flapjack

noun; a handjob given to a man with a flaccid, flopping penis;
Even though I was not fully hard, I still got a rocking flapjack.
Last night this girl was flapjacking me for like 20 minutes.
I got flapjacked by this fat chick in the car last night.
by Dan and Andrew December 22, 2008
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Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.
by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008
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sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)
Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks
by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008
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