Cum Flannel

A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.

Or

A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.

You absolute cum flannel.

by Peachfish July 31, 2011

green flannel

Green flannel is a failed SoundCloud rapper who deletes his page when everyone finds out about it .... trash talks everyone

Omg look it’s green flannel

by Green flannel April 24, 2019

Fruit Flannel

A name for a womans vagina

I saw her fruit flannel when she bent over.

by Andy Pinny November 8, 2006

matching flannels

When a girl is dating another girl they may wear matching flannels to hint at it!!

Hey did you see Erica and Simone wearing those matching flannels today? What a cute couple!

by Userhasit November 1, 2018

Flannel Whore

n. a person who desires and covets many flannel shirts.

Levi: I don't want to go shopping with you, especially if we are going to Sears.

Angela: Why not?

Levi: You're such a flannel whore!

by Angelevi October 9, 2009

Flannel Kisses

Any public display of affection performed by homosexual mates that share masculine traits.

I thought they were lumberjacks until they shared some Flannel Kisses. Now I know they were just working on the same wood.

by GohangasalamiimalasagnahoG July 23, 2010

Shit flannel

An insult to describe a person who is particularly disgusting and causes involuntary revolt on contact.

"Wow that guy was a real shit flannel!"

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020