She was looking for a long-term relationship, I just wanted to rail her. Needless to say, I pulled the ole' tank and flank and snuck out the back when she was sleeping.
by Rusty & Joe July 29, 2011
"flanking the gonk" is a sexual act where a woman is held upsidedown preforms oral sex on one man while another man stands on something and has anal sex with her while pouring hot wax on her feet.
by Sunday Knight June 12, 2010
by My name is what my name jeff May 12, 2015
by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009
Considered by some to be the most spiritual enlightening of all beef cuts. This magical meat has powers beyond the comprehension of most mortals. Legend has it, if a woman is giving birth during a full moon and stares into the eyes of a wild flank steak, she will give birth th Chuck Norris.
The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus
The origin of the flank is subject to much speculation. Some say it was the Goddess Kalbi who bestowed its presence on the cow. Others believe it is, and always will be, part of a vast underground network, stemming from the subterranian grotto, in the heart of the castle of King Sweenus
Sean: I sold two flank steaks to that family.
Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.
Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed
Matt: Jesus, now they'll no longer be apocalyptic.
Sean: Right? That guys ear just automatically healed
by Pretzlflex January 26, 2010
by RiaRadness September 18, 2008
When you're playing Gears of War, or any other online game, and you flank the enemy, and give a good ol' spank from your shotgun, or any other weapon of choice. Usually is a technical Flank and Spank if the enemy didn't even know you were there.
by Standing Freddy February 28, 2007