flacker

someone who is using flash hacks in Counterstrike.

I flashed that flacker!!

by Pat September 2, 2008

Scrumming The Flanker

When a guy cleans dirt and other materials from a woman's vagina.

I can't play today, my mom says I have to go Scrumming The Flanker.

by The Freak of Texas May 3, 2006

Falkeri

Divine Gayness, the one and only true term for homosexuality. Lazy, slacker, Fag.

To become gay, to like to do guys in the rear. most commonly used by online dorks who name there characters " Falkeri " to hide the fact that they are Gay.

Queer

Hey John, don't be so Falkeri!
Bob was pounding some guy in the rear as his wife caught him and said " YOU FALKERI! "

by Douchecock March 27, 2008

to flarker

when you are laughing really hard like when u are high or somtheing and then u need to calm urself down before you piss yourself, so u make a noise sort of like: ooh-ooh laugh a bit more} oooh laugh less} oooh! finish laughing

"wow we really need to flarker" or "dude you flarkered- that shit was fre" (see 'fre')

by Jax+dee+courtz November 13, 2005

Ambulance Flankers

Cars or motorcycles that trail right behind an ambulance, taking advantage of it's right to pass by traffic anyway, anytime, anywhere.

Damn those ambulance flankers, they scratched my car when passing by!

by happinessisawarmgun999 December 16, 2009

flanker

1) While performing cunnalingus on a dead women, the act of having your friend or accomplice hit the stomach( prreferably via jumping) causing fermaldahyde to be sloshed on your face

Upon my completion of the flanker, I died as Sir Galahad died, knowing I would never be as pure as I was at that moment

by 411 j00r b453 r b310ng 2 m3 September 15, 2004

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 11, 2010