Flamus

A condition which occurs after one ingests potently spiced food, causing a caustic expulsion from the anus, making said person feel as if flames are coming from their GI tract. Can be used in polite conversation.

Tammy: "Gosh, where was Gigi last night? She promised she would meet us on this blind date my cousin Clem set up for us."
JoElle: " Bitch! Please! Didn't you get her text? After her friend Josefina's baby shower, she had a debilitating case of Flamus which, despite Balmex, and a tub soak, nearly got her a skin graft and a colostomy!"

by CDru September 3, 2013

Flabulous

Flaboulus One who is fabulous but flabby.

How does this make me look?

Flaboulus

by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

Flabstacks

An insult originating in Hull and now spreading across england referring to someone who is either very fat or someone you want to call fat.

"Hello Roan"
"Oh get lost Teal ya flabstacks"

by Harry Smidge April 13, 2010

FLABISTICATED

TO BE FLUSTERED, TO HAVE A CRUSH YET BE CONFUSED ON IT. TO LIKE SOMEONE THAT MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY. SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING TO FEEL

IM TOTALLY FLABISTICATED OVER THIS CHICK

by MR. PUMA July 7, 2011

fabus

to lead someone on in a sexual manner, when really you just want to be friends

I thought she was into me, but really she was fabussing me

I was fabussed so bad by this one girl I was really in to

by Melman2303 January 23, 2021

Flabby-flabs

The flabs of skin at your finger joints

You jabbed right into my flabby-flabs

by Lycake November 12, 2018