flabbergaster

This is when you're in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal passages of your partner.

She nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.

by Disco Misfit October 4, 2006

flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

Flabbergasm

When something is so strange, you have an orgasm.

Sam was so interested in the conversation he had an Flabbergasm.

by Sam Ashby January 5, 2009

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

fabbed

means to fabricate

The door panel must be fabbed to accept 4" square butt hinges.

by window man December 3, 2013

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021