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Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.
"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"
by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012
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fittebanan

Shit nigguh thats some fine fittebanan
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filter bubble nationalism

Nationalism which excludes everyone who doesn't share your interests on the Internet. Cultural inflection that is the genesis point alt-right
Filter bubble nationalism has the world ready for Trump v. Kim Jong Un.
by sandraxine September 29, 2017
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Fitteprins

Norwegian word translating as "pussy prince". Describes a sneaky male person who is always able to get laid, no matter how much he behaves like an asshole. A fitteprins may also be prone to try and sleep with your girlfriend. His asshole behaviour may often be masked as white knight-behaviour, and he may also be a frequent giver of shoulders to cry on to vulnerable hot girls he wants to sleep with.
by iwannabeakennedy November 9, 2018
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bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song
by dutes March 8, 2008
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Mini-fisted

The acted of being fisted in your rectum by a midget.
Hugo loves Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.
He masterbates at the thought of being Mini-fisted by all the oompa-loopas.
by j-prince March 11, 2011
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Facial Filter

A form of facial control one wishes they had because their facial reaction gives away their true feelings before they get a chance to speak.
If only he turned on his facial filter when she asked if her dress made her look too fat.

R.I.P John.
by Karma14 April 23, 2011
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