Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.

"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"

by jtmalott April 4, 2019

fosters

AKA skippys piss.Cheep lager that is a triumph of marketing over taste like so many;eg stella(worse than),carling(better than)heineken(same page)

fosters ? what else have you got?

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

by Aircroth March 28, 2009

blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

by WayMisWil1 March 19, 2008

Fosters

Australian for 'Tourist'

Q: "Can I have a Fosters"
A: "Bloody tourists"

by Effie1987 October 25, 2012

Spore fister

One who fists spores.

Fungi reproduces asexually through sporing. Thus, those individuals who you call "asexual" as an insult can also be called a "spore fister" as they are attracted to spores.

You're such an asexual spore fister!

by AxlRose August 12, 2007

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013