SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.
by The Chabo May 5, 2011
Get the Human Fire Hydrant mug.While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.
by Niko K November 3, 2007
Get the Greek Fire Hydrant mug.This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.
Next, on the last day of the month, finish.
Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.
kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!
kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.
by kMurg March 3, 2011
Get the German Fire Hydrant mug.by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013
Get the Human Fire Hydrant mug.While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
by ylecyod March 27, 2010
Get the trailer park fire hydrant mug.When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.
by southernkrusade April 12, 2010
Get the Brazilian Fire Hydrant mug.the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.
by touchme9000 April 21, 2011
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