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Finnish

1) People who live in Finland.

2) Unsocial and unsecure people.
"Finnish people live in igloos."
"No, they don't!"
by matey88 February 11, 2007
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Finneus

Ur like Finneus
by thecoolaidman45 June 26, 2019
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Finnished

A person is finnished after or during the situation where someone else screws up totally. The finnished person mourns how life sucks because of this, and yet secretly believes that there might be a miracle ahead because of some secret ingredient like "sisu" or at least after drinking a couple of beers and the visit to the toilet or to the fridge.

A finnished person always knows the reasons why something bad happened or is about to happen, but, he or she has no actual will to make things better. He or she is willing to give valuable advice - but only afterwards. When the defeat is inevitable, finnished people take their painkillers and start to wait the next possible victory since it is just about to happen.
Guy #1: How is your life going?
Guy #2: I drank too much for a week and got a headache since my favorite team lost the game on Friday. Can you believe that the coach was so damn stupid and who, who the hell selected those players? Where was our defence? Why did they not attack? I know several things about the game by heart and they apparently nothing.
Guy #1: Sorry to hear. Better luck next time.
Guy #2: Well, at least we have the victory from a decade ago. We are the best because of that. This team did not deserve to play further. It was so right for them to lose.
Guy #1: Sorry to say but you are so finnished.

"USA made 6 goals. The hockey team from Finland tried to play and got 1 goal. The online crowd in Finland concentrated on tweets and Facebook status updates since they needed to wonder who was so stupid to let these players to represent them and while wondering this, they got more drunk. They had no opportunity to be the hockey heroes they knew they were. That sucked. The audience was so finnished."
by alituj&irruk February 26, 2010
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Finnish pancake

When you decide to go to sauna with your gf while your having hangover. In sauna you throw up and make your gf clean the mess by eating it.
"Maaan, i heard your gf enjoys finnish pancakes, how can that be?"
"Well she gets awesome sex afterwords."
by Ron77i July 30, 2019
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Finnish Flute

When you are performing oral on a female and proceed to wrap your hands around her labia and blow directly into the vagina. Once youve filled the vagina with air, you proceed to punch her in the stomach, thus releasing trapped air through the vagina, forcing air through the lips and creating a tone.
John was eating out Susan and decided to see what note she could hit on the Finnish Flute.
by Art1cG00k August 8, 2019
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Drink, Finnish Style

A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010
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Finnish Potato

When you stick your nutsack in a girl's ear while fingering her in the anus and pussy.
by Niggafresh August 21, 2008
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