Figged

“Get figged” = “get raped by a bird”
Can my bird please stop trying to fuck my hand, it’s really quite disgusting and he does it every fucking day, I don’t know how to handle his sexual feelings for me, I can never look at him the same way I did when I first got him.

I hope you get figged

by Illusivebrick September 24, 2020

Fig

An individual who regularly gets "figgity," or fucked up on drugs and alcohol. Plural: Figs.

"Yo man, there are three figs at my crib right now. They're wasted!"

by tres-figs March 23, 2016

Fig

Fig ; An Acronym. Usually Said To Insult The Person You Use It On.

F.reaking
I.diotic

G.irl/Guy

Thank You.

Bob Ross was being such a fig today 1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!!1

by _Tsuki_Hoshi_ April 04, 2018

fig

Fig(n)-Quite simply, a flamboyantly gay male, derived from the word figgit (most often heard while playing games with bipolar gothtards)

Figgy(adj)-figlike.

Do these purple sunglasses and baby blue headband make me look like a fig?

by Whiteroachr September 17, 2006

fig

A female wigger. A white girl who thinks she is black.

A white pasty guy who dresses ghetto is a wig - his girlfriend who does the same is a fig

by Devin Winson March 04, 2006

Sig Figs

Significant Figures, a concentrated method of torture for forgetful chemistry students. Sig Figs are usually encountered alongside the expression "Fuckin' Sig Figs." Also known as Sig Fags.

Student 1: "Hey man. How'd you do on the test?"

Student 2: "I got a 68. Fuckin' Sig Figs."

by Arthquel January 16, 2009

6 figs

Another word for someone's salary when they make $100,000 or more. Relating to the number of digits in the amount of money that person makes.

I just got a really good job with a firm, and I make 6 figs.

by D Spurgeon November 28, 2005