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Get the fetch mug.Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.
Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
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Get the fetchtopia mug.A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain
Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.
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Get the fruit-fetcher mug.Laila Fetch: Laila was the name of Juice Wrlds dog, but a Laila Fetch is a girl who got away whether because you did not try and go after her, or you lost her due to a certain circumstance.
Aka, the girl who got away due to you not making a move, and later regretting it.
Aka, the girl who got away due to you not making a move, and later regretting it.
“Man I wish I went up to her in class I know she liked me, now she’s my Laila Fetch.”
The girl that got away...
The girl that got away...
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