NOUN: An inebriated flat assed male, who wears old man clothes and sleeps with ghosts. Has an obsession with academics and Hogwarts. The more alcohol in his system, the more useless information emits from his deranged mind. Idolizes Mike "The Situation" and Pauly-D on the 1's and 2's. Also, bathes in alfredo sauce.
Sara: Let's do a shot!
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."
(Four shots later)
Fesse: I've already told you guys this a thousand times, but my parents' bought me this really expensive reference guide collection. I cried and jizzed in my pants a little bit.
"Fuck your Honda Civic, I have a horse outside."
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To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
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Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
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