joey (female)

A very Unique girl just like her name. She is very ditsy but gets mistaken for stupid. She's gorgeous but doesn't always realize that. She also has an amazing body, but she is still really self conscious. She is a really good friend but gets along with boys better than girls. Her best friend is a guy. She goes for the wrong kid of guys and gets hurt. She deserves a guy that will treat her right

I'd be lucky if i ever got a girl like joey.
Joey is my dream girl.
Joey (female)

by secretguy1122334 October 6, 2013

FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."

by TxFeatFan November 5, 2008

FEMA shingles

The big blue tarp fema puts over your blown off roof after a hurricane

I still have fema shingles on my house fron hurricane Katrina

by booboo2u February 8, 2010

Feitanism

It’s the superior religion compared to other such as Kurtism, it’s the belief in the true femboy, Feitan, join us, it is the correct path

I have been recently converted to Feitanism, girly girl 🛐🔪🌂

by feitanswife October 30, 2020

Felma

A woman who is an adventurer, so enthusiastic about life, is always off to explore something new in her life and rarely settle at a particular place for a long time. She's outspoken, speaks before she thinks, bluntly honest, which usually gets her in trouble. She will brighten your life with her optimism, boost you with loyalty, trust you blindly and shower her affection on you. She will encourage you to see dreams and help you in making them come true!

Felma - imperfectly perfect woman

by defining names June 18, 2011

Fema

Failure to Effectively Manage Anything

Fema is clueless - There are people in the convention center?

by Big G Dawg September 25, 2005

Female Hanging Fly

The female hanging fly will allow males that provide larger nuptial gifts to copulate longer, and in turn transfer more sperm, skewing paternity. Males providing insufficient gifts get flung off by the female before insemination is complete.

Anon: Dude, she's a female hanging fly. She’ll only mate with a male, when he brings her a caterpillar as food offering, the bigger the offering, the more time she’ll have intercourse with him. For insects it’s food for us it’s money.

Abak: You mean she is a gold digger!?

Anon: Hells yeah!

by Mash_124 October 21, 2010