Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.

*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.

by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010

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FreeFac

Army/Air Force term used for DFAC (Dining Facility), to describe the free meals.

Person 1: You wanna go out to eat?

Person 2: Nah, i'm going to save money and go to the FreeFAC

by Sapient922 July 23, 2012

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feef

When a person with epilepsy has a seizure, their common verbal noises are "feef".

Holy shit Johnny is having a fucking seizure!
"fEEEEEEEEEEFfffffffffff"
He just feef-ed!

by feeeeeeeeeeeeeef November 10, 2018

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feef

Something delightful and adorable.

I love that fluffy baby feef.

by Cassie Mirabal January 22, 2008

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eef freef

Used as the slogan for internet meme, sbubby. "Eef Freef" is a non-nonsensical edit of "Eaten Fresh"

Sbubby - The place to Eef Freef

by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021

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Freefall Minaj

Nicki Minaj holds the record of not only one but two of the biggest freefall hits in history...

When you push your inorganic hits too #1 then embarrass yourself afterwards

When an inorganic song goes #1 and drops -87 spots or more FreeFall Minaj

by Inorganicgal December 22, 2020

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