feartard

One whose fears leads to a complete retardation of their intelligence.

A feartard suffers such high levels of fear that cognitive dissonance overrides any rational cognitive thought leading to complete mental retardation. It is a highly contagious mental disease that invokes retarded actions of delusional beliefs in individuals as well causing global pandemics of irrational fears.

The feartard hibinated in self isolation too fearful to go outside and interacting with others

by Gyroist April 17, 2020

frarty

Party full of flagulent guests.

Are you going to the frarty tonight?? I hear its going to be a real gasss.

by Gary Magic October 30, 2020

jiggle farty

jiggle farties are farts that vibrato in D, D major, A flat, C and C sharp.

*weird vibrating noise* "oops, i made a jiggle farty!'

by Reverend Patty Cakes September 9, 2012

farty

1. Gassy.
2. Smelly.
3. Low-class.
4. Unworthy.

You are a farty little man, Marty.

by Benjamin Peabody April 20, 2007

hello fearny

hello from ?

by ? September 25, 2003

Fartypantz

A fine pair of trousers you like to fart in without feeling any shame or embarrassment at all.
These pants are so friggin absorbing other people won't even notice you released some gass..

VERY DISCRETE and secretly we all love them!

" For crying out loud, those Fartypantz are TIGHT! "

"You farted? You really farted? You must have some excellent Fartypantz dude!"

by minkeloneous April 29, 2009

Feasty

1) feeling a great sexual desire
2) to show that someone looks hot fine or sexy.

1) I'm feasty baby.
2) looking all feasty today Michelle.

by Don toño July 19, 2010