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Dingle berry farter 

When a tiny mini snowman-looking poop comes from his hill and against his own will Out of your anus. Hopefully it's not too wet.
"I thought i was just farting, but... WOW! Out pops my little dingle berry Friend!" Dingle berry farter

toungue my farter 

The act of one person using their toungue to lick another ones bum hole, can be used as a one liner in the same contents as "kiss my arse" Like such "toungue my farter"
Toungue my farter you fucking creature. Aw he was tounging my farter last night it felt amazing!
toungue my farter by Oofftt January 10, 2014

Cake Farter 

A website featuring a Toronto-based woman, Leah Treacy, hunched over a cake and passing gas. It was produced by her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, who posted it on YouTube. Within minutes, traffic overwhelmed the site as hundreds of thousands of people were attempting to trick their friends into watching a woman breaking wind over a cake.
Leah Treacy from Toronto is a major Cake Farter. She and her then boyfriend, Wayne Schiff, posted a video of her anally blowing the candles on her birthday cake, instead of the usual oral method.
Cake Farter by Dolphus Tittius March 15, 2011

spunk farter 

1) A person who expels bodily gasses post gay sex.

2) A female who fanny farts, launching the ejaculated seaman at the male who produced the fluid.

3) An insult to a male you dislike, insinuating that the male is of a homosexual nature and generally unpleasant.
1) Lover 1: Oh I appear to have done a fart and some of your spunk fired out, does that make me a spunk farter?

Lover 2: Yes.

2) As above

3) Shut up spunk farter.
spunk farter by Andy & Tammy November 9, 2006

ninja farter 

The act of farting around others and trying to cover the fart noise with another noise such as coughing, clapping, banging on something, etc.
"Did that guy just ninja fart or was he really coughing that loud?"
"Jessica, you are such a ninja farter...we all know why you were really clapping."
ninja farter by Joey3 April 26, 2006

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder 

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder