Farkle

A series of commercial parodies from 3 different albums by Logan Whitehurst.

"Farkle !" -- from "Outsmartin' the Popos" - 1997

"New and Improved ! Farkle !!!" - from "Earth Is Big" - 2000

"A Word From Farkle" - from "Goodbye, My 4-Track - 2003

by DmR of AtoZ November 13, 2013

farkle

The term used to describe what happens when a clown gets diarrhea.

Bob the pedophile clown farkled his pants after eating a bean burrito.

by TransMayernik April 22, 2005

farked

When a specific motive or process within the confines of the internet is absolutely taken over by users of the website fark.com

(Some Guy) |ASININE| This contest is stupid, click here and make it cool. (343)

by brokendrew May 3, 2003

farkle

A word you use in place of a swear or curse. Sometimes used when in the presence of respectable adults or small children, or if you just don't feel like swearing.

What the farkle?

Go farkle yourself, you farkleface.

Farkle you!

What a farkler.

Oh farkle, I lost my farkling wallet.

by Jebediah's Cat June 9, 2011

farkleberry

When one finds bits of fecal matter debree wedged inside of the anal crevis.

When you use the bathroom and wipe and you feel something pulling on your anul hair you get in for a close examination and realize you have a farkleberry.

by Just another interested subscriber December 3, 2006

Farklem

When you get an eye lash in you're eye while taking a shit. You're poop has to be green also.

omg i just got a farklem =(

by assroldpan2 December 28, 2005

farkeldarkel

A word or phrase used both to describe, and evoke the wonder involved with the discovery of some otherwise indescribable substance whilst under the influence of psychoactive, aka mind altering substances. Etymological roots may be in "Fire Sign Theater."

Upon withdrawing his hand from the pot and examining it, now covered with a brown gooey substance he could not immediately identify, Rudy exclaimed, holding his hand up for his astonished friends to examine, "Farkeldarkel!"

by BillyRaya January 1, 2008