Fappcation

Fappcation, N: To take an amount of time off of work or other social activities to stay in and masturbate for an extended period of time.

I have a three day weekend coming up and I have the house to myself. I think I'll just take a fappcation for the first day and then go out on the other two.

by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016

falscation

False location. To give a false location

SHAZZA ASKED WHERE I WAS I FAVE HER A FALSCATION SO SHE DIDNT COME OVER TO MY HOUSE.

by Lesley lee August 8, 2018

Faceationship

A facebook relationship

"We aren't really together, we're just in a faceationship."

by Jazyfire August 17, 2019

Facation

When you write down taking vacation at work, but still end up working anyway

I am supposed to be off work, but I am on a facation today

by eag_fncc October 10, 2021

fecation

A massive dump, the result of taking a shit so profound that in addition to having the property of being an object, it is also an event.

Additionally, can be used to describe a person or object having the attributes of a monumental bowl movement.

He's not a turd. He's a massive fecation.

by FearMoreMovieLions November 22, 2023