Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.
by Sunjammer October 29, 2010
Get the Failotomy mug.Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"
Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."
Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."
Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."
Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."
by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010
Get the Failony mug.A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure
Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse
by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016
Get the failocalypse mug.What da adorably-cheeky Junkyard Mook's long-suffering main squeeze does when filming her bubbly-cheerful and silly-innocent antics at an auto-graveyard.
Kevin Brown, nearly taking a major stumble while looking at the camera's viewfinder instead of where he's stepping: Whuh - WOAH!
Junkyard Mook (cheekily): Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
Junkyard Mook (cheekily): Walk much? You sure aren't very steady on your feet!
Kevin Brown: Yeah, I know --- I'm just FALLowing you around with the camera; I can't watch what's in front of me.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
Get the FALLowing you around mug.A name used to describe a person that just had a temporary lapse in judgement and did something unusually stupid, not in their nature. The voice box on some electronic dartboards will call players this name when they miss the board completely during play.
I knew it was going to rain today but I left home with no umbrella and even stepped in a huge puddle like a complete filowit, and soaked my socks!
by anonymous March 16, 2023
Get the filowit mug.1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.
2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.
2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.
Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.
by The Real Zook July 25, 2010
Get the Terminal Failocity mug.alternative version of babygirl; a pathetic, soggy (usually) man who fails at everything and is rizzless.
by ASliceOfTea June 10, 2023
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