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my crops are failing

When your vagina can't get dick. You got crusty ass pussy
by The crop June 14, 2016
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Failing At Life

Failing at Life is being dead, put simply.
"Gramma's funeral was really sad. All they talked about was her failing at life."
by Jess S-J May 27, 2008
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Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.
Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.
by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009
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failson

A derogative term coined by chapo trap house fans and leftist twitter users, often referring to a young man from a successful family who is currently perceived as a "failure" compared to his predecessor.

The use of "failson" is one of the hallmark projections thrown out by insecure numales online, and typically stems from their own failed relationships with their fathers / families. Many leftist internet users have tried to suppress the deep sense of shame they feel stemming from how much they've disappointed their fathers in life. As a result, many can't help but accuse other people, who still have a relationship with their family, as being a failure in the same way they are. The typical "failson" has wealthy parents and a good relationship with his family, which causes a deep, seething jealousy in those who struggle financially and failed to maintain a relationship with their parents. It is an insult used as a way cope with the fact they have no support from their family or their parents. The truth is many "failsons" go on to succeed in life, have families and careers, while the individuals calling people "failsons" post about the benefits of socialism on social media while living in poverty.

Calling someone a failson is a way of saying "I wish I had what he had". Not only wanting for the affluence and wealth that comes from having successful parents, but for a deep desire to have a good relationship with mom and dad.
*Guy and his dad fishing*

nintendo switch guy with a patchy beard: what a pathetic failson. He needs his daddy! what a baby! *cries inside*
by Candleass123 August 6, 2023
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faillionaire

I fail so epic that it is a win. Similar to failtacular.
"It's not rape unless you yell surprise," is a faillionaire.

--Surprise!!!!--
--RAPE!!!!--
by traugdor June 10, 2011
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failing love

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.
We have a failing love
by Baby Dracula 7z July 11, 2016
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Failiens

Fapping Aliens that spread the knowledge of hentai and brag about it.
Failiens Hide that they worship the secret land of hentai.
by Lord Mingleberry September 23, 2018
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