Sexual facepalm

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012

Facegay

Guys who write on facebook just like girls ie putting kisses after everything or extending letters in words and extensive use of smileys

Dude 1: errm, Im not quite sureee on that xx :P :)

Dude 2 to Dude 3: Man dude 1 is so facegay

by Yorma August 18, 2009

/facepalm

A word used by 4Chan visitors, forum enthusiasts, PC gamers, and nerds alike to express complete disgust/fail towards another person/thing.

- Hey Mike, wanna go clubbin tonight and bang some sluts?

- /facepalm

by TheYoohoo41 January 31, 2009

facepalm

What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.

"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*

by radium April 1, 2009

faceaids

When a person's face is so messed up and ugly, it looks like their face has aids.

That girl is so ugly, I think she must have faceaids or something.

by chork October 13, 2006

facepalm

to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes.

As I tried to explain a complex math problem to a four year old, I felt a need to facepalm.

by Bedtime Nightmare August 13, 2007

Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

by youwishvirg August 4, 2009