Faceparty

Faceparty - craftyape:

The best social networking website around.
The admin actually look after the people that use the website, set up meets and throw the best parties in exsitance. There are about 1000 if not more regulars on the site, which generaly tend to get along with each other, then there is the lurkers, people get along with them but some of them are fakes, or people just using the site to promote the buisiness or get their cock wet.
to get onto the site you have to make friends with the admin or the regulars to obtain a password, and if you disobey any of the rules you will get band
All of the above and much more make this site the best thing ever.... In the whole world

20/12/2008 - Mushroom party - best partu ever

11/4/2009 - Marshmallow party - Next best faceparty ever

by bextah May 8, 2009

tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant

"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"

by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006

Facewank

The act of searching through facebook, finding an attractive picture of someone, and masturbating over it.

"Oh have you seen _____'s picture on facebook? Yeah bro, I had a mad facewank over it"
"omg I caught my room mate on the computer last night, having a facewank.

by WagyuMachine July 1, 2010

Facepass

(verb): The act of passing the volleyball with your face

The gym teacher facepassed the volleyball over the net and broke his nose

by Kel E. Smith November 21, 2011

facepalm

The speechless and typically disapproving response to embarrassing stupidity or ignorance in way of hiding your face in your palm in awkward shame for the other person.

"I saw 'Troy' yesterday. I can't believe Achilles died of an arrow in the heel, that's so stupid!"

*facepalm*

by Sugarberg May 23, 2010

facepasta

State of despair so acute as to necessitate one's faced to be pressed down into a plate of pasta.

It's not disastrous - we're not talking about a total facepasta scenario.

by facegoop May 26, 2011

Facepalm

The act of hitting ones face with ones palm. Similar to headdesk. Often used in online chat as *facepalm* to describe the opposite persons complete and utter stupidity. Yeah, doesn't work so well with glasses.

Blonde Person: Wait. You don't hold the knife by the pointy end?
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)

by Died And Alive Immortal November 29, 2011