1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.
2. Tripping and landing on your face.
by F. Sancho August 11, 2009
Get the Faceplant mug.A failing social networking site falsely claiming to be the very first of it's kind - something you are forced to acknowledge as part of it's registration agreements. Unsurprisingly, the sites "agony aunt" section is hosted by a middle-aged, leather & swastika-clad "dungeon slapper" who openly adheres to fascist viewpoints, all very poorly disguised as satire. It's main target audience (or perhaps it's main attraction) appears to be infantile, mentally-underdeveloped under-18 chavs and chavvettes looking (by own admission in their profiles) for casual sex.
The site desperately coats itself with an heretic, anarchic and sleazy sex-shop theme to distinguish itself from rival (and far more popular) social networking sites, as well as portray itself to be more "street" and rebellious (see target user base).
Last year the site made history by introducing the internet's most retarded ban ever. As of 2008, over 36 year olds have been universally banned from the site solely due to their age. The reasoning for this ban is that it's "management" feared that everyone this age or over is bound to be a pedophile seeking to groom its predominant user base of under-18's. Therefore, under new UK laws, courtesy of FaceParty logic: a) every person over 36 with a social networking site is a suspected paedophile b) no one under this age could possibly ever be; and clearly, c) no actual peadophile would ever lie about their actual age as part of the online grooming process, why no, this has not been known to have happened before. Under these same new laws, it is however, perfectly acceptable for social network sites to subject its under-18 user base to various, excessive sexual content, coupled with frequent encouragement of posting indecent images of one another.
The site desperately coats itself with an heretic, anarchic and sleazy sex-shop theme to distinguish itself from rival (and far more popular) social networking sites, as well as portray itself to be more "street" and rebellious (see target user base).
Last year the site made history by introducing the internet's most retarded ban ever. As of 2008, over 36 year olds have been universally banned from the site solely due to their age. The reasoning for this ban is that it's "management" feared that everyone this age or over is bound to be a pedophile seeking to groom its predominant user base of under-18's. Therefore, under new UK laws, courtesy of FaceParty logic: a) every person over 36 with a social networking site is a suspected paedophile b) no one under this age could possibly ever be; and clearly, c) no actual peadophile would ever lie about their actual age as part of the online grooming process, why no, this has not been known to have happened before. Under these same new laws, it is however, perfectly acceptable for social network sites to subject its under-18 user base to various, excessive sexual content, coupled with frequent encouragement of posting indecent images of one another.
by deeaitch September 24, 2009
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you can take a dip in the crimson river, but don't drink from it..
unless you're ready to go facepainting.
unless you're ready to go facepainting.
by jhc April 24, 2006
Get the facepainting mug.by ccfgfbnfc December 5, 2002
Get the face paint mug.When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.
Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh
by frustro May 16, 2009
Get the faceping mug.when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.
I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.
That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.
That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.
by Timmy Tequila October 9, 2007
Get the Fica Faceplant mug.The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.
An example of a facerant is ...
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."
by Ladi Di July 9, 2009
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