Facecunt

Someone who is using facebook as a forum for their abuse of another. Whether via indirect comments posted as their own status, or direct bitching on another's wall.

Mate, did you look on facebook last night? Jane was being a total facecunt to Aida.

by The Rickmanator December 20, 2010

facecunt

another word for mouth

shut your facecunt
don't talk with your facecunt full
i'm facecunt smacked

by Earni July 20, 2008

Faceturbation

The act of Facebook-stalking yourself and generally all around creeping on your own Facebook profile.

Looking at pictures of your old swim meets is such faceturbation!

by ihavenopseudonym April 23, 2011

Facepush

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"

Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"

by Facepushing October 9, 2007

Mutha Facku

See Mutha Facko. A mother fucker, not necessarily a negative term.

Don't make me have to split your wig mutha facku.

by JeckelBros March 1, 2004

Facebukkake

1. noun A form of pleasure taken when you ejaculate beliefs/ideas/baby pics on Facebook's newsfeed

2. verb To share a rant on Facebook's newsfeed for friends to view your stupid thing that they don't give a shit about.

Why does Tanya facebukkake pictures of her newborn every fucking day?

by Things About Portland that Sux July 17, 2009

FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.

Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!

by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011