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Come on Eileen

The ejaculation of a male onto an unsuspecting victim, usually an inappropriate female (Iie. a flat-mates girlfriend or mother) when they least expect it.

Usually the male is pre-loaded, and busts into the room singing "Come on Eileen" as he carries out his task.

NB: The 'victim' does not have to be called Eileen
Shit, I was sat watching Buzzcocks the other day when Calvin burst in, shouting the works to Dexy's, when Freddie's mum got it in the eye. Gotta love the ol' Come On Eileen tactics.
by Eljay Eljay February 21, 2007
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Allison, Eileen's Best Friend

Allison is the most amazing girl on the face of this planet. She can always make people feel happy, even in the worst of times. Her and I laugh more then we breath when we talk. She is the coolest girl alive, and I feel bad for ANYONE who isn't friends with her. Anyone who messes with her HEARS FROM ME. So watch out! I love you girl!
Allison, Eileen's Best Friend is bomb!
by skdjclkemnsn May 9, 2009
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Eileen

What you name your daughter if she has one leg shorter than the other.
"Eileen leans slightly to the left because her left leg is shorter than the right one."
by DLo & Smithy November 18, 2007
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Eileen

used all over the world as a common first and sometimes a a second name, sounds irish

also the name of one of the biggest noobs in the world!!!
person 1 "that person Eileen sounds irsih"
person 2 "thats because she is and rather a large noob aparantly"
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Eileen

used all over the world as a common first and sometimes a a second name, sounds irish

also the name of one of the biggest noobs in the world!!!
person 1 "that person Eileen sounds irsih"
person 2 "thats because she is and rather a large noob aparantly"
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Eileen

Eileen, soft and caring around the right people, BUT... can easily turn if you are not her cup of tea, there may be no problem or reason for her sourness but believe me when I say it, DEEP DOWN SHE IS EVIL BEYOND BELIEF. She may show love to one and nothing to the other, the deep festering history of the twisted hate she holds inside is unexplainable yet very real, once a creator of lives BUT also the destroyer of others, roll your dice and take your choice, should she be loved or should she give an explanation of the pain she has caused. EILEEN
Eileen, she is living the dream
by Thombrownski August 14, 2019
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Eyllen

Sweet dark hair, adorable girl you can ever meet, she is extremely cute pretty and unexplainable. At moment she can be rude but at other times she can can be the best girl to ever be with she's truely just amazing...
That girl was a true Eyllen
by Samekid November 16, 2016
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