A neighborhood that is part of Boston, MA. Home of the sickest sports teams (can you say Crimson Tide?!) and drug scene galore. It's a pretty diverse area but is slowly being taken over by stereotypical NO ENGLISH Brazilians that everyone wants to kick. The cops suck and have nothing better to do but rag on kids who just wanna skate (RIP Everett Skate Park) instead of worrying about the hundred wife-beaters and rapes going on.
There's a few main places where everybody hangs out in one time or another. Glendale Park, slowly turning into a campus, after they blew out the sledding hill to build a monster of a school. Lots of stabbings and drug deals done here. I bet you've all spent at least an hour in Walgreen's parking lot too, across from Everett House and the 983572 nail salons. Tina's will screw you over, FYI.
You'll find that most of the guys are either hardcore skaters or thugs. Or maybe skate rats and wiggers, you'll find those too. Lots of them. As for girls, you'll see all the muffin top Brazis and the orange tanned chicas with their Sidekicks in one hand and ice coffee with nineteen sugars in the other. A fraction of both genders are decent people, a pretty good amount of artistic talent around here, but not much. Lots of people from Malden and Revere come here. We're all sort of a little community, in a way.
You got food, drugs, lots of STDs, and hardly a shred of American-speaking citizens left here. Enjoy it while you can.
Alex Filho's kind of a celebrity here too. Another Skater Brazi.
There's a few main places where everybody hangs out in one time or another. Glendale Park, slowly turning into a campus, after they blew out the sledding hill to build a monster of a school. Lots of stabbings and drug deals done here. I bet you've all spent at least an hour in Walgreen's parking lot too, across from Everett House and the 983572 nail salons. Tina's will screw you over, FYI.
You'll find that most of the guys are either hardcore skaters or thugs. Or maybe skate rats and wiggers, you'll find those too. Lots of them. As for girls, you'll see all the muffin top Brazis and the orange tanned chicas with their Sidekicks in one hand and ice coffee with nineteen sugars in the other. A fraction of both genders are decent people, a pretty good amount of artistic talent around here, but not much. Lots of people from Malden and Revere come here. We're all sort of a little community, in a way.
You got food, drugs, lots of STDs, and hardly a shred of American-speaking citizens left here. Enjoy it while you can.
Alex Filho's kind of a celebrity here too. Another Skater Brazi.
"You wanna get trashed man? Get loaded up on weed and X and eight types of AIDs all the same night?!"
"Yeah man! Let's go to Everett, MA!"
"Yeah man! Let's go to Everett, MA!"
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everett is a small shithole town in southern pa. teens from everett are either rednecks, soundcloud rappers, druggies, or (wannabe) athletes. most popular thing to do around everett is steal road signs and play basketball at west providence. if you’re not doing one of those, you’re sitting in your bathroom playing with yourself. other than that, everyone rides around in their clapped out shitboxes sitting at sheetz for hours at a time. everyone decides to say fuck everett but nobody can blame them either. oh, P.S. OIP is better then BestWay
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Get the Everett latte mug.A 3 square mile city right outside of boston bordering Charlestown,Medford,Chelsea,Malden,and Revere.All the White kids hang together there like a big community when they all get together they dont take no shit and they love to drink and fight.The blacks you can find at alot of basketball courts ballin up and goin to the rec afta school thats probly why the rec stinks like shit.The spanish live with about 8 in a room haha and not one of them owns a car because not one of them has there green card and if u get a green card doesnt mean your a american get that straight.The brazilians evrybody hates them they all wear jeans that run up there ass with all holes and them and shit and all spike there hair with 10 pounds of hair gel and walk around like there the shit and tough but not one of them can fight for there life.Everett massachusetts is great to get dunkin donuts and go to hair salons because there everywhere.We love friday night highschool games fightin with the otha teams fans afta the game.Mens softball league pundin beers in Glendale across from the police station.Everett has the best sports in massachusetts no doubt about it kid cant beat us.Everett mass (dirty E) motha fuckas
I went to Everett,Ma messing around with soem white kid that was only with 3 of his boys and they made a phone call and about 50 came down within 5 mins between the ages of 14-22 there crazy they kick some ass
by Boston 617 January 20, 2009
Get the Everett,Ma mug.A 3 square mile city right outside of boston bordering charlestown,medford,chelsea,malden,and revere.The whites all hang together there like a big community when they all get together they love drinkin and fightin and partyin pretty much.The blacks you can find at alot of basketball courts playin basketball and the rec afta school thats why the rec smells like shit.The spanish live with about 8 people in a room and not 1 has a car they all drive bikes because they cant get a license because they have no green card.Everyone hates the brazilians they suck most of them are gay legit not 1 of them can fight there way out of a wet paper bag.Glendale park mens softball game nights pundin beers across from the police station.Friday night high school games startin fights with the otha teams fans.Everett is the best place if you want to find a dunkin donuts and nail salons.Theres alot of corner stores.Drugs on every street.Alot of stabbings overdoses and some shootings murders happen here but it doesnt get out there/news because Everett politics cover it up.Everett has the best sports in mass.
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I went to Everett ma and was fuckin around with the little white kids and they made 1 phone call and about 50 turned the corner comen down in cars walkin and runnin they kick some ass mothas fuckas are crazy
by Everett stay white January 19, 2009
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Refers to Kevin Everett a former Buffalo Bills tight end that got partially paralyzed in the first game of the season and was up and walking by the end of the season.
Refers to Kevin Everett a former Buffalo Bills tight end that got partially paralyzed in the first game of the season and was up and walking by the end of the season.
Friend: How's your brother?
Guy: The doctors say he'll never walk again
Friend: Just hope for an Everett Miracle
Guy: The doctors say he'll never walk again
Friend: Just hope for an Everett Miracle
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