Do You Even Metal Gear?

A phrase used to belittle someone who doesn't play or have knowledge of the video game series "Metal Gear".

"So Big Boss is Solid Snake right?"
"Bro, do you even Metal Gear?"

by YesIMetalGear November 2, 2013

even keel

When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady.

Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner

The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.

by mplsrae July 16, 2018

Evanescence

An amazing and amazingly underrated band. Sure, you probably know Bring Me to Life and My Immortal because of memes. But seriously, they have way better songs than that. If you already liked those two songs, you will love the rest of their music. Really, you won't regret it. At least check them out. Expand your music taste.

Person of non-specific gender #1: hey dude, what are you listening to?
Person of non-specific gender #2: Evanescence!
Person of non-specific gender #1: didn't they make that song Bring Me to Life or something?
Person of non-specific gender #2: Yeah, but they have better stuff. Listen to them.

by someoutcastloser September 7, 2018

I can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.

I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..

by Tumblahblogger November 21, 2012

i'm not even cute

something that is supposed to let girls complement you. said by eddie greene. he once was serious, but now makes it into a joke

eddie:i'm not even cute
girl:yes you are

by j-rob mad fresh May 18, 2010

not even wrong

Worse than wrong, being an untestable claim. Originally used by physicist Wolfgang Pauli to criticize pseudoscience even harsher than simple scientific errors:"This is not right. This is not even wrong."

Your theory makes no predictions, comes to no conclusions and is just tons of speculation. It's not even wrong.

by Fluid February 12, 2007

bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019