When you are keen to have some sexual activity with your partner, but she then tells you something that makes you lose your erection immediately
I was all ready to go this morning with Maria, but then she said her mother was coming around and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
I was keen to have sex with Maria, but she said she had to go shoe shopping and I got erectile disappointment
by E. Rectifier January 25, 2012
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Get the Homo Erectile mug.Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction
Male patient: Oh No
(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction
Male patient: Oh No
(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
by Juanita Green October 13, 2021
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Get the Erectile Disfunction mug.When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
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