Walking Ejaculation

n: a baby formulated by accident.

Timmy accidentally pre-shot into the vagina and formulated a walking ejaculation. Oops now he's fucked paying child support for 18 years.

by Trees DT! December 9, 2009

ejaculated

To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.

I ejaculated cum in her pussy!

by Hulk oh November 23, 2014

Ejaculating

when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.

This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.

DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.

by XxxFurryLordxxX March 11, 2017

Ejaculantern

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.

Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.

by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009

Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.

Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing

by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004

evaculate

verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.

etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.

After Bob nutted up her poop chute, Mary went to toilet to evaculate.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

female ejaculation

During orgasm all of the fluid emitted from a woman's urethra is ejaculate. Thought it may feel like your urinating, it's just the sensation the uteris gives you as it contracts and relaxes during orgasm. The best thing to do whilst having sex or oral is for the woman to relax, and at the point of Orgasm to not hold back, but to relax. Do keep a couple of towels near by because your female friend could be a bit more than a pussy cat, and have you swimming in gods juices. Hint: Your right i am a bloke out there to help, i have found this information out and passed it on to you so give it a go and good luck:):):)

Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm

by Luke January 14, 2005