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Eisenglass

What da "baldy from Baldymoore" U.S. prez had installed in da windows of da White House.
After installing Eisenglass in his end-of-Pennsylvania-Avenue abode, da chrome-domed 34th commander-in-chief hired folks from Middle Earth to serve as "Eisenguards" to keep folks who were less than inclined to say, "I like Ike" from lobbing rocks through said fragile silicate sheets.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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eisenhower republican

A genuine dead center moderate who can lean somewhat left or somewhat right.
Lets face it. There are very few Eisenhower republicans left today.
by Sicilian Cowboy October 10, 2023
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Eisendrethe

Pronounced: eye-zen-dreeth

Definition:

The Feeling that it’s all in your head, but knowing you’ll never fully accept/believe it.

- Eisendrethe (UK)
- Eizendrethe (US)
I overthink and I feel eisendrethe.

I am eisendrethian
by Leoda Voss February 16, 2026
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Eisendrethe

Pronounced: eye-zen-dreeth

Definition:

The Feeling that it’s all in your head, but knowing you’ll never fully accept/believe it.

- Eisendrethe (UK)
- Eizendrethe (US)
I overthink and I feel eisendrethe.

I am eisendrethian
by Leoda Voss February 16, 2026
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Eisendrethe

Pronounced: eye-zen-dreeth

Definition:

The Feeling that it’s all in your head, but knowing you’ll never fully believe it.

- Eisendrethe (UK)
- Eizendrethe (US)
I overthink and I feel eisendrethe.

I am eisendrethian
by Leoda Voss February 16, 2026
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