elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

ElonGate

ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”

Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate

by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021

emong

A backward gnome.

Basically, a little special, or mentally challenged person.

(In the changing rooms of a clothing store. Betty is kindly waiting outside to give her opinion on the outfits cal is trying on.)

Carol-Ann: What top am I trying on first??

Betty: I dunno, the curtains shut, I can't see can I...

Carol-Ann: I'm not asking you to guess...I'm asking which one I should try on first. You emong.

by MrsTattyHead December 2, 2009

tubularly elongasized turkey neck

Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.

Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

Elongitudinalizeated

Verb(past tense) used to describe something that has been irrationally or unnaturally lengthened against all logical reason and sense.

NOTE: This is an example of an entirely unnecessary transformation of a standard English word, into a much larger colloquy, with usually at least 5 times the letters of the original word (which is now lost in a soggy quagmire of sewer-worthy American filth).

Example 1; Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 1: "Well the quarter-back totally Elongitudinalizeated that play."

Hugely over-dramatic sport commentator 2: "Tell me about it! It was completely un-applicationallyable in that scenario!"

Example 2; American 1: "Hey buddy, do you wanna add some suffixes to existing English words just for the hell of it?"

American 2: "Yeah man! Oh boy... do you remember last time we elongitudinalizeated all those words?! That was SICK DUDE!"

by Sam Chadwick December 13, 2007

efogulate

when a fog machine breaks and just sprays fog juice out of itself

On Saturday night, our fog machine broke and efogulated all over the stage.

by g15 December 15, 2008

ezong

A stupid person who only cares about food and money.

XiaoXiao: Want me to go get you some cereal?
Bret: Oh sure, thanks.
XiaoXiao: Pay me.
Bret: Uh...
XiaoXiao:Or gimme some food
Bret: Go get it yourself...
XiaoXiao: GOD, fine...Why did I even come to dinner with you.
Bret: Oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
XiaoXiao: Douche.

by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008