Ed

That annoying guy that knows all the answers in class and reads every single book ever written.

Teacher: Who knows who the king of England is?
Class: (No answer)
Ed: OOOO ME ME PICK ME
Teacher: Yes ed?
Ed: (Says right answer)
Teacher: A+++ !

by Doggeeeee November 20, 2015

Ed

A little short ass who usually has a massive forehead and struggles to do simple mathematics like 1+1 also is definitely a crack head

Kid 1:Ayo you see that kid over there banging his head on the wall
Kid 2:Yeah he is a right Ed

by PenguinRisk June 22, 2020

Ed

1. The worlds loveliest, prodigious, incredible, omniscient, laid-back, running coach
2. A man capable of curing all injuries purely with knowledge

the worlds best running coach award goes to Ed

by arsenal4 May 14, 2018

Ed

The perfect man, generous, sexy, handsome.
Eats pussy like a savage, never quits.
Hard worker, manly. Protective.

Tends to have a dark sense of humour

Ed’s got that look in his eye, I’m in for a tongue lashing…think I’m in trouble, but I’m not scared

by Lauralye4 April 20, 2022

ED

verb, to apply Early Decision to college in an attempt to beat out the rest of the private-school pack. Most frequently employed by those in prep school.

Where are you EDing?
Penn.
OMG, me too!

by Stefan November 20, 2003

edes

is a complete bad ass that loves to smoke bud

dude your an edes man

by red neck kiddo May 13, 2008

Ed

The last zombie remaining in a round of Nazi Zombies in Call of Duty World at War. Preferably, Ed has no legs which have been blown off by a grenade/molotov coctail. (occasionally a ray gun). The purpose of an Ed is to rebuild any broken barriers and take draws from random weapons box. (in shino numa it may be used in order to grab perks from other buildings)

"Watch out! Ed's coming!"
"I'm out of grenades!"
"ok you distract him i got a molotov"
"nice shot lets rebuild now"

by Mr. Ballloon Hands August 07, 2009