Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol
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Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.
Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.
by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008
Get the Earlville mug.It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)
At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!
by Peasel February 22, 2010
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Feigning a quick response, but in reality putting in a lackluster and slow performance.
Demonstrably doing too little, too late.
Feigning a quick response, but in reality putting in a lackluster and slow performance.
Demonstrably doing too little, too late.
"2 months after they requested it and 3 days after the city was taken, we went hard & early and sent a rapid rescue team in a very slow plane." Jacinda Ardern.
"After covid was in the country, we went hard & early to close the borders. We have eliminaded it!" Jacinda Ardern
"After covid was in the country, we went hard & early to close the borders. We have eliminaded it!" Jacinda Ardern
by Enough NZ! August 19, 2021
Get the Hard & Early mug.Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.
Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.
Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.
Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!
NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.
FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.
- Becky Snow
Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.
Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.
Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!
NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.
FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.
- Becky Snow
Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.
by Becky Snow April 28, 2021
Get the Early Onset Caucasia mug.1. An emotional high caused by listening to an exceptional composition. Usually but not always after a period of musical abstinence.
2. Intense sexual arousal brought on by listening to somebody else's voice; usually accompanied by tingles down the spine or a warm feeling localized at the nape of the neck, indicative of instant sexual rapport. The aforementioned may however be caused by the building of rapport in general. This is usually considerably more intense with whispers in the ear; usually dictated by context and tone of voice rather than what is actually said (up until a plausible limit of nonsensicality or unpleasant content) due to implicit meaning.
3. A term used to describe pleasant sounds in general or the effect of, say, an exceptional surround sound system.
4. A spasm of the ear; usually not unpleasant.
2. Intense sexual arousal brought on by listening to somebody else's voice; usually accompanied by tingles down the spine or a warm feeling localized at the nape of the neck, indicative of instant sexual rapport. The aforementioned may however be caused by the building of rapport in general. This is usually considerably more intense with whispers in the ear; usually dictated by context and tone of voice rather than what is actually said (up until a plausible limit of nonsensicality or unpleasant content) due to implicit meaning.
3. A term used to describe pleasant sounds in general or the effect of, say, an exceptional surround sound system.
4. A spasm of the ear; usually not unpleasant.
1. Wow! (The musical climax of) Rammstein's new song just gave me one hell of an eargasm!
2. (Introspective) Her mellifluous British accent just gave me an intense eargasm.
3. Wow! This new stereo system of yours is an absolute eargasm!
4. Urgh, I just had an eargasm out of the blue...
2. (Introspective) Her mellifluous British accent just gave me an intense eargasm.
3. Wow! This new stereo system of yours is an absolute eargasm!
4. Urgh, I just had an eargasm out of the blue...
by Anonymous Synonymous August 2, 2011
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