"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me." - Dock Ellis
by Ben Meninga August 19, 2008
Get the Dock Ellis mug.Noun. A cocktail of any variety which is consumed on a dock in or adjacent to a body of water, preferably at sunset. Often consumed in the presence of friends and family, Docktails are a key ingredient to long lasting summer memories. Common New England Docktail attire includes madras shorts, sunglasses and a pastel polo. The first known use of the term "Docktail" occurred on July 9, 2013 along the shores of Buzzards Bay.
Person 1: We're heading to the dock at 6:30, any interest in joining us for Docktails?
Person 2: I'm always game for a Docktail - I'll see you there!
Person 2: I'm always game for a Docktail - I'll see you there!
by Bogey Free August 18, 2013
Get the Docktail mug.Royal Docks Academy. One of the shittest schools in Newham. Everyone in the school are slags and only year 11's are rated. Even the teachers are moving because of how shit it is!
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Get the royal docks academy mug.Hilarious variation of the word dork.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
A rude, obnoxious, self-righteous and sexist female.
Describes a pseudo-woman (often spelled w-o-m-y-n by the mentally challenged) who espouses the views of pseudo-feminist Andrea Dworkin, which essentially states that all heterosexual sex is rape, men are evil, all women are victims...ad nauseam.
A dwork's primary message is: "I hate ALL men and my hate is the prettiest hate on Earth."
A dwork's mission goal is self-justification, the destruction of heterosexual relationships and lesbian recruitment through hatred, mistrust, jealousy and animosity. Their ultimate goal (Final Solution) is gendercide.
Dworks are commonly referred to in the heterosexual community as "the after-birth of the feminist movement."
In reality, dworks do little more than damage the image and causes of REAL feminists and REAL lesbians.
Which sucks because the real ones are pretty cool.
Dwork: Hegemony, blah,blah. Oppression, blah, blah. Romance is when the rapist bothers to buy a bottle of wine...that's why I eat pussy!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Men: Like we didn't see that coming! What a total fucking dwork! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by CT Vigilante July 4, 2006
Get the dwork mug.The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.
I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
Get the brown docking mug.A town in Pembrokeshire, Wales. It has roads (some with tarmac), buildings (some still standing) and seagulls (all carrying concealed weapons.)
Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.
Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.
Newsreader, author and radio host Jamie Owen was raised in Pembroke Dock. Research into whether or not this had any influence on his choice of ties has remained inconclusive.
Pembroke Dock has a ferry terminal. There, you can buy revolting coffee and stock up on scented dog poo bags. They're green and have a picture of a dog doing a poo on them. Splendid.
TAFF: Where you going?
DAI: Pembroke Dock.
TAFF: Why?
DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.
TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.
DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.
DAI: Pembroke Dock.
TAFF: Why?
DAI: I've run out of dog poo bags.
TAFF: But you haven't got a dog.
DAI: I know. But they make great car air fresheners.
by Dewin December 27, 2011
Get the Pembroke Dock mug.When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.
Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.
by Lazzareth April 23, 2015
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